The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo - As there is a West Midlands and an East Midlands -why isn't there a North/South Midlands ??

There is a North midlands. It is called Scotland. Don't go there - they are lovely people until they meet non-Scottish when they become strangely frothing at the mouth.

There is a South Midlands. It extends from the Watford Gap to Watford.

[BrilloPad]

Ask me nicely!

I have a good mind to put my underpants outside my trousers and climb on your roof.

[Churchill]

I have a good mind to put my underpants outside my trousers and climb on your roof.

I'll kick your ******' head in if you do!

[BrilloPad]

I'll kick your ******' head in if you do!

Ahh yes - the warm Churchill welcome! oohhh yes!!

[Churchill]

Ahh yes - the warm Churchill welcome! oohhh yes!!

We didn't win two world wars by being "all touchy-feely please come down off my roof types" you know!

[EternalOptimist]

BrilloPad, I fancy going for a wander and I would aso like to visit my nan on the other side of the Pennines, do all roads roam to Leeds ?

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad, I fancy going for a wander and I would aso like to visit my nan on the other side of the Pennines, do all roads roam to Leeds ?

No - they lead to Rome. Take your helicopter.

[FiveTimes]

Brillo - I'm just having a cup of coffee and I've drank half of it. Is my mug half full or half empty ?

[EternalOptimist]

Brillo - I'm just having a cup of coffee and I've drank half of it. Is my mug half full or half empty ?

I know the answer to that one

[HairyArsedBloke]

Will I ever be able to tie my shoelaces on my own?
- AndyW