The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Least I know you are not bald.

Does it matter? Am I being internet gromed?

[SueEllen]

Does it matter? Am I being internet gromed?

I thought we were suppose to be writing the questions and you were suppose to be answering them.

I was actually trying to work out if you had anything to do with those F4J demonstrations, but now I know you are sensible (boring) and your kids have a father they don't need to be ashamed off.

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad, Is telepathy real ? are there really zombies ? If so, should I telepathically worship a jewish zombie in order to secure everlasting life ?

Yes - I know what you are thinking now.

Yes - I saw them on the Thriller video

Does it not say in the book of jeraboah 6:66 "though should not worship false idols - thy shalt only watch the god channel" - lest I send a plague of chavs amongst you!

[HairyArsedBloke]

BP,

Do you have more answers on windy days or are those ones only for your friends?

[FiveTimes]

Brillo - what should I buy my Father for fathers day, and what can I expect from the kids ?

[FiveTimes]

Brillo - As there is a West Midlands and an East Midlands -why isn't there a North/South Midlands ??

[BrilloPad]

I thought we were suppose to be writing the questions and you were suppose to be answering them.

good point

I was actually trying to work out if you had anything to do with those F4J demonstrations, but now I know you are sensible (boring) and your kids have a father they don't need to be ashamed off.

I had alot to do with some - none with others. I have posted about these ad infinitum.

I am not sensible. Or I would not post on CUK.

I am boring.

The kids are ashamed of me when I dance to Agadoo.

[Churchill]

Start your own ask churchill thread!

Ask me nicely!

[BrilloPad]

BP,

Do you have more answers on windy days or are those ones only for your friends?

Last night was lentils for dinner so I have less time for answers.

I have no friends.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo - what should I buy my Father for fathers day, and what can I expect from the kids ?

Buy your father some Stringfellow dance vouchers! He will love it!

Your children will bring you joy and happiness.