The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[northernladuk]

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Brillo has more experience that most professionals.

FTFY

[northernladyuk]

I must be on your ignore list as you haven't answered my questions.

Brillo sits down and starts singing about gold.

[northernladuk]

Brillo sits down and starts singing about gold.

FYI Brillo....

[northernladyuk]

FYI Brillo....

Thanks, Hun.

[WTFH]

I'm glad someone dug this up.

Do you look good in Lycra?

Can you fix punctures?

Since he's ignoring you, let me offer advice. He's male, therefore the answer to the first question is no.
As for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out.

[SueEllen]

Since he's ignoring you, let me offer advice. He's male, therefore the answer to the first question is no.

I beg to differ - there are some men who look good in Lycra. I've seen them with my own eyes and they aren't all elite athletes or gym instructors.

As for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out.

[MarillionFan]

What is the secret of a successful marriage?

[vetran]

Since he's ignoring you, let me offer advice. He's male, therefore the answer to the first question is no.
As for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out.

I would say Brillo probably looks better than me in Lycra however that is not a great challenge.

I think he has armoured tyres like any sensible cyclist.

[PhiltheGreek]

Next time you're up on my roof, would you take a bucket of mortar with you - there's a couple of loose ridge tiles that need sorting out. Cheers

[vetran]

What is the secret of a successful marriage?

Not marrying Brillo!