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The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.
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1. Do I need an accountant?
2. You know the rash on the inside of your wife's thigh, does it taste funny to you too?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'm glad someone dug this up.
Do you look good in Lycra?
Can you fix punctures?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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1. You need a good criminal solicitorOriginally posted by WTFH View Post1. Do I need an accountant?
2. You know the rash on the inside of your wife's thigh, does it taste funny to you too?
2. She treats it with cyanide cream.Comment
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If WTF is wondering why he has a minty fresh taste in his mouth all day, she swaps labels with Brillo's toothpaste.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
2. She treats it with cyanide cream.Comment
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Brillo has form. You shouldn't ask things like that.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWill you courier a bomb to WTFH's house for me?Comment
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The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.
Do you know any, or is it only divorce ones that give you multi-use discounts?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post1. You need a good criminal solicitor…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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