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The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

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    When will you get unbanned?

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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      When will you get unbanned?
      When Nibiru appears.

      Next!

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        At least I answered all posts to my thread - unlike NLUK and Beaker.......

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          1. Do I need an accountant?

          2. You know the rash on the inside of your wife's thigh, does it taste funny to you too?
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            I'm glad someone dug this up.

            Do you look good in Lycra?

            Can you fix punctures?
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              1. Do I need an accountant?

              2. You know the rash on the inside of your wife's thigh, does it taste funny to you too?
              1. You need a good criminal solicitor

              2. She treats it with cyanide cream.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

                2. She treats it with cyanide cream.
                If WTF is wondering why he has a minty fresh taste in his mouth all day, she swaps labels with Brillo's toothpaste.

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                  Will you courier a bomb to WTFH's house for me?

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                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    Will you courier a bomb to WTFH's house for me?
                    Brillo has form. You shouldn't ask things like that.

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                      The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      1. You need a good criminal solicitor
                      Do you know any, or is it only divorce ones that give you multi-use discounts?
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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