The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Dear Brillo,

Will "she who should not be named" ever be allowed to return...or has she returned as a sockpuppet?

She is lurking and watching - she is drawn like a moth to the flame....

[BrilloPad]

Dear Mr Pad,

My husband says that fossilised ammonites are really the ancestors of the cinnamon whirls that you can buy in Tescos. Is he on drugs?

I dont think so! he is the man and so everything he says is right. or so you must let him believe.

Just in case though : best to divorce him while still some money there......

[Pogle]

I dont think so! he is the man and so everything he says is right. or so you must let him believe.

......and there lies the secret to a happy marriage

[Doggy Styles]

Dear DP,

If John Lennon were alive today, would he still be banging on about peace or do you think he'd have moved on to something else by now?

[EternalOptimist]

Dear DP,

If John Lennon were alive today, would he still be banging on about peace or do you think he'd have moved on to something else?

he'd be banging on the lid of his coffin


BrilloPad

[Doggy Styles]

Dear BP,

Given that we have an economic crisis, what would you do different to Gordon Brown to tackle it?

[BrilloPad]

Dear DP,

If John Lennon were alive today, would he still be banging on about peace or do you think he'd have moved on to something else by now?

As long as he is not banging Ono.

OnOnOnOnOnOnOnOno

[BrilloPad]

Dear BP,

Given that we have an economic crisis, what would you do different to Gordon Brown to tackle it?

I would appoint atw as chancellor. and andyw as home secretary.

I would advise them that when in a hole - stop digging.

[BrilloPad]

Anyone got any questions?

[TimberWolf]

Anyone got any questions?

Yes, aren't you supposed to be answering questions rather than posing them?