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    Dear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?

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      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Dear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?
      75?

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Dear BP, if you knew that the world was going to end in 5 days time and you were the only person with that information, what would you do?
        What a great title for a thread! I would join every religion possible to try to ensure my salvation.

        I can't tell you what I would actually do as I dont want to be banned......

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          Dear Brillo

          whats got antlers, a red nose, is made of cement and pulls Santas Sleigh with some mates ?



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            Dear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?
            ahhh. trick question. men never stop saying that. but if push came to shove they wouldn't do it. its like builders wolf-whistling at girls : soon as they reply the builders turn red.

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              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Dear Brillo

              whats got antlers, a red nose, is made of cement and pulls Santas Sleigh with some mates ?



              Santas girlfriend. She is very hard.....

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                A Yes/No will suffice.
                Are you aware of any gobtulipes who make 'some predictions for the future'

                as opposed , I suppose, to 'some predictions for the past'



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  Dear Brillo,

                  Will "she who should not be named" ever be allowed to return...or has she returned as a sockpuppet?
                  Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                    Dear Mr Pad,

                    My husband says that fossilised ammonites are really the ancestors of the cinnamon whirls that you can buy in Tescos. Is he on drugs?
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      A Yes/No will suffice.
                      Are you aware of any gobtulipes who make 'some predictions for the future'

                      as opposed , I suppose, to 'some predictions for the past'



                      Yes/No



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