Dear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?
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75?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostDear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?Comment
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What a great title for a thread! I would join every religion possible to try to ensure my salvation.Originally posted by Churchill View PostDear BP, if you knew that the world was going to end in 5 days time and you were the only person with that information, what would you do?
I can't tell you what I would actually do as I dont want to be banned......Comment
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Dear Brillo
whats got antlers, a red nose, is made of cement and pulls Santas Sleigh with some mates ?
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ahhh. trick question. men never stop saying that. but if push came to shove they wouldn't do it. its like builders wolf-whistling at girls : soon as they reply the builders turn red.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostDear BP, if people were asked what would they do if they suddenly heard that the world was going to end in 5 minutes, at what age do lads stop saying they'd grab the nearest woman and shag her?Comment
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Santas girlfriend. She is very hard.....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDear Brillo
whats got antlers, a red nose, is made of cement and pulls Santas Sleigh with some mates ?

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A Yes/No will suffice.
Are you aware of any gobtulipes who make 'some predictions for the future'
as opposed , I suppose, to 'some predictions for the past'
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Dear Brillo,
Will "she who should not be named" ever be allowed to return...or has she returned as a sockpuppet?Gas masks don't fit snails...
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Dear Mr Pad,
My husband says that fossilised ammonites are really the ancestors of the cinnamon whirls that you can buy in Tescos. Is he on drugs?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Yes/NoOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostA Yes/No will suffice.
Are you aware of any gobtulipes who make 'some predictions for the future'
as opposed , I suppose, to 'some predictions for the past'

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