The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[EternalOptimist]

BrilloPad, why did Cathy want to climb in the window ? Why couldn't Heathcliffe open the front door or take her up the back passage ?

[BrilloPad]

Brillo - I'm just having a cup of coffee and I've drank half of it. Is my mug half full or half empty ?

Half full - of dirty water. next time choose a decent coffe brand.

[BrilloPad]

Will I ever be able to tie my shoelaces on my own?
- AndyW

yes - but you should not! you never know when someone who "bats for the other side" will chance along...

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad, why did Cathy want to climb in the window ? Why couldn't Heathcliffe open the front door or take her up the back passage ?

She climbed in because it is there. Heathcliffe thought baliffs might arrive. He needed more protection before electing for the back passage route.

[BrilloPad]

Got any questions?

[PRC1964]

Where did I leave my warm socks?

[Doggy Styles]

What does Gordon Brown fantasise about while he is humping his wife?

[Doggy Styles]

Why hasn't Morrisey committed suicide yet?

[BrilloPad]

Where did I leave my warm socks?

You left them under the cat - always keeps them warm. Don't forget to remove any cat hairs before wearing them.

[BrilloPad]

What does Gordon Brown fantasise about while he is humping his wife?

Cherie Blair