The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[SueEllen]

You just can't stay away from the 'cock' can you!

Not fair any bird I would choose to eat you would say the same thing!

[BrilloPad]

Do you mind that I fixed your earlier post?

Not at all. Its the sort of childish thing I expect the mods to do to keep them busy. It will save them pulling the wings off butterflies.

[WTFH]

Not fair any bird I would choose to eat you would say the same thing!

That's cause he's obsessed with it.

[BrilloPad]

That's cause he's obsessed with it.

Like your wife then.

[WTFH]

Like your wife then.

Like her?

I bloody well love her.

[GJABS]

Dear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?

[BrilloPad]

Dear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?

Sorry but I cannot masturbate you right now - I am too busy masturbating WTFH's wife.

And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?

Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.

[PhiltheGreek]

Brillo - why have you changed your avatar? One Harry preferred the previous version.

[GJABS]

((sulks away with a case of the blue balls))
Though I should clarify that I didn't ask for rep, but merely asked whether you were the only one who can give it to me

[northernladyuk]

Sorry but I cannot masturbate you right now - I am too busy masturbating WTFH's wife.

And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?

Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.

I delete posts from the Counting Thread for the same reason.