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The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.
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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Originally posted by WTFH View PostDo you mind that I fixed your earlier post?Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNot fair any bird I would choose to eat you would say the same thing!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Dear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostDear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?
And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?
Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.Comment
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((sulks away with a case of the blue balls))
Though I should clarify that I didn't ask for rep, but merely asked whether you were the only one who can give it to meComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSorry but I cannot masturbate you right now - I am too busy masturbating WTFH's wife.
And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?
Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.Comment
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