The "Ask Beaker" thread.

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:23

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:24

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

**SueEllen** · 25 January 2008, 13:24

Brillopad - I think Beaker's gone into hiding or is on lunch.

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:25

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:25

Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Brillopad - I think Beaker's gone into hiding or is on lunch.

Beaker - are you hiding or on lunch?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:26

Beaker - why can't you answer these questions as fast as I can ask them?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:27

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:27

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

**BrilloPad** · 25 January 2008, 13:28

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

**beaker** · 25 January 2008, 13:31

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Beaker - why can't you answer these questions as fast as I can ask them?

These aren't your questions. They are someone elses.

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