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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
could you answer some of my questions? beaker has gone very very strange.
too much daytime tv methinks...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - what are the signs?
Beaker - what is this mystical journey of which you speak?
And breathe out... hoooooo...Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
Beaker - we need your authority!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostYour patterns, your behaviourComment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostRecognise what you are doing. Take a day off, go for a walk, sit alone in a dark place, meditate, join a gym, do some yoga, sit in a church service, join an art class, sit in the park, take a swim, sit in on a university lecture on a topic you know nothing about, speak to a stranger, volunteer in a soup kitchen, learn to play guitar, learn a new language, start acting lessons, run around the block, go to your local theatre and see a play, cook something new, read one of the classics, break the cycleComment
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostIsn't that rotation in relation to the sun? to the earth, it only sees the same face, therefore it isn't rotating in relation to it.
Beaker - we need your authority!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View Postdiscover what you're looking for.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - do I do all these at the same time?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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