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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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The moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth! -
hi ChurchillOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThe moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
could you answer some of my questions? beaker has gone very very strange.
too much daytime tv methinks...Comment
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Your patterns, your behaviour. Recognise what you are doing. Take a day off, go for a walk, sit alone in a dark place, meditate, join a gym, do some yoga, sit in a church service, join an art class, sit in the park, take a swim, sit in on a university lecture on a topic you know nothing about, speak to a stranger, volunteer in a soup kitchen, learn to play guitar, learn a new language, start acting lessons, run around the block, go to your local theatre and see a play, cook something new, read one of the classics, break the cycle and discover what you're looking for.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - what are the signs?
Beaker - what is this mystical journey of which you speak?
And breathe out... hoooooo...Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Isn't that rotation in relation to the sun? to the earth, it only sees the same face, therefore it isn't rotating in relation to it.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
Beaker - we need your authority!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Beaker - what are these patterns and behaviour of which you speak?Originally posted by beaker View PostYour patterns, your behaviourComment
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Beaker - do I do all these at the same time?Originally posted by beaker View PostRecognise what you are doing. Take a day off, go for a walk, sit alone in a dark place, meditate, join a gym, do some yoga, sit in a church service, join an art class, sit in the park, take a swim, sit in on a university lecture on a topic you know nothing about, speak to a stranger, volunteer in a soup kitchen, learn to play guitar, learn a new language, start acting lessons, run around the block, go to your local theatre and see a play, cook something new, read one of the classics, break the cycleComment
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Look at it this way - the sun, the moon, the earth. All flying around and around! How amazing! w00t!Originally posted by Ruprect View PostIsn't that rotation in relation to the sun? to the earth, it only sees the same face, therefore it isn't rotating in relation to it.
Beaker - we need your authority!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker - what am I looking for?Originally posted by beaker View Postdiscover what you're looking for.Comment
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Pick one and see where it leadsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - do I do all these at the same time?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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