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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Beaker, why does the moon not revolve in relation to the earth, whereas the earth revolves in relation to the sun?
    The moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      The moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
      hi Churchill

      could you answer some of my questions? beaker has gone very very strange.

      too much daytime tv methinks...

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        beaker has gone very very strange.
        stranger...

        oooopssss

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Beaker - what are the signs?

          Beaker - what is this mystical journey of which you speak?
          Your patterns, your behaviour. Recognise what you are doing. Take a day off, go for a walk, sit alone in a dark place, meditate, join a gym, do some yoga, sit in a church service, join an art class, sit in the park, take a swim, sit in on a university lecture on a topic you know nothing about, speak to a stranger, volunteer in a soup kitchen, learn to play guitar, learn a new language, start acting lessons, run around the block, go to your local theatre and see a play, cook something new, read one of the classics, break the cycle and discover what you're looking for.

          And breathe out... hoooooo...
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            The moon does rotate in relation to the earth. It rotates at the correct rate to expose the same face to the earth!
            Isn't that rotation in relation to the sun? to the earth, it only sees the same face, therefore it isn't rotating in relation to it.

            Beaker - we need your authority!
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              Originally posted by beaker View Post
              Your patterns, your behaviour
              Beaker - what are these patterns and behaviour of which you speak?

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                Originally posted by beaker View Post
                Recognise what you are doing. Take a day off, go for a walk, sit alone in a dark place, meditate, join a gym, do some yoga, sit in a church service, join an art class, sit in the park, take a swim, sit in on a university lecture on a topic you know nothing about, speak to a stranger, volunteer in a soup kitchen, learn to play guitar, learn a new language, start acting lessons, run around the block, go to your local theatre and see a play, cook something new, read one of the classics, break the cycle
                Beaker - do I do all these at the same time?

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                  Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                  Isn't that rotation in relation to the sun? to the earth, it only sees the same face, therefore it isn't rotating in relation to it.

                  Beaker - we need your authority!
                  Look at it this way - the sun, the moon, the earth. All flying around and around! How amazing! w00t!
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    Originally posted by beaker View Post
                    discover what you're looking for.
                    Beaker - what am I looking for?

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Beaker - do I do all these at the same time?
                      Pick one and see where it leads
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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