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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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beaker - I breathe out on a Monday night at pilates. when weill you tell me something I dont already know? -
Beaker - which one shall I pick?Originally posted by beaker View PostPick one and see where it leadsComment
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You will know once you embark on your journey of self discoveryOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - what am I looking for?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Thank you for clearing that up for us. The gospel according to Beaker.Originally posted by beaker View PostLook at it this way - the sun, the moon, the earth. All flying around and around! How amazing! w00t!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Any timeOriginally posted by Ruprect View PostThank you for clearing that up for us. The gospel according to Beaker.
Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Is that what you want?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - will I drive you to a nervous breakdown?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker - I want answers! why wont you give them?Originally posted by beaker View PostIs that what you want?
PS the room next to mine is free. and the medication is lovely. I just wish I could have a pen - all these crayons get me down...Comment
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Nope, I'm finishing a project plan then going home.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posthi Churchill
could you answer some of my questions? beaker has gone very very strange.
too much daytime tv methinks...Comment
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