The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[wendigo100]

Beaker - are we all doomed ™?

I thought I saw a lifeboat chugging down the canal outside the office...

[beaker]

What are the Thirty Nine Steps?

The number of stairs Troll must climb at his work if the air inside the lift are unpleasant

[beaker]

Beaker, who is Spartacus? Also, who is RandyW?

Spartacus is Spartacus, as he so often reminds us. RandyW I'm not too sure... sounds suspiciously like the legend that is AndyW

[beaker]

What really happened when Lucy met another poster on this site for a date?

Didn't know about that one. You'll need to "Ask Lucy"

[beaker]

Beaker - can god create a rock heavier than he can lift?

No

[beaker]

Beaker

Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush?

Yes. Probably worth even more.

You should try it some time.

[beaker]

Beaker - why is the sky blue?

It's the best colour for it

[Chugnut]

Beaker - what's the best way to avoid being approached by clipboard-carrying questionnaire takers?

[beaker]

Beaker, who will eventually take over the world out of the giant alien lizards, The Master, the greys, the Daleks, and the Cybermen?

[oracleslave]

Beaker - what's the best way to avoid being approached by clipboard-carrying questionnaire takers?

Even worse, I have been approached by the onsite change management team to fill out a questionnaire. First question - What is the thing you have enjoyed most about the project so far..."

I have no answer.