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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Beaker,

    How many beans make five?
    Five
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      "Beaker - can god create a rock heavier than he can lift?"
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      No
      So he is not god then. What sort of answer is that. Next time I will ask Randyw/Churchill

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        "Beaker - how many more questions will I ask you?"
        Originally posted by beaker View Post
        None if you know what's good for you
        wrong!

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          beaker - why did you choose beaker as a username?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            "Beaker - can god create a rock heavier than he can lift?"

            So he is not god then. What sort of answer is that. Next time I will ask Randyw/Churchill
            I'm not Churchill

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              Beaker, who IS Spartacus, really?
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Beaker, who IS Spartacus, really?
                The wise one has already answered this question

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                  Ahh, I should have guessed that after 16 pages that one might have been touched on ...

                  OK here's a topical one:

                  Will AtW finally get laid if he makes a million from SKA?
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      Beaker, who IS Spartacus, really?
                      Coo-eeee!

                      I'm Spartacus.

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