The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[Churchill]

Dear Beaker, what is fastest, the speed of light or the speed of dark?

[wendigo100]

Dear Beaker, what is the fastest? The speed of sound, or the speed of the noise Liverpool fans made yesterday when Man Utd scored?

[BrilloPad]

Dear Beaker - are you back yet?

[BrowneIssue]

Dear Beaker,

If I post in TPD about Smarties, will I get toothache again?

[AtW]

Dear Beaker, what will be my next question to you?

[Churchill]

Dear Beaker, what will be my next question to you?

"Dear Beaker, I have two girls who fancy me, which one should I boff tonight?"?

[Denny]

"Dear Beaker, I have two girls who fancy me, which one should I boff tonight?"?

Neither. They're either blind, stupid, desparate or a combo of all of these.

[AtW]

Neither. They're either blind, stupid, desparate or a combo of all of these.

Hey Denny, I love you too, wanna go out tonight? You don't need to be blind

[TheFaQQer]

Beaker,

Why has AtW got his choice of title when no-one else has?

[Churchill]

Neither. They're either blind, stupid, desparate or a combo of all of these.

Oi Denny, read my post quoting AtW carefully. Pause and think, then realise how silly you've been. Then make me a cup of tea. There's a good girl.