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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Why do fish have gills? Therein you'll find the answerDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet. -
I can answer all questions. You might not like the answer though.Originally posted by AtW View PostBeaker, what is the question you can't answer?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Who's going to win - brillopad or beaker?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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There are no winners in this game, I assure you. At least Brillopad won't be asking me any more questions now...Originally posted by snaw View PostWho's going to win - brillopad or beaker?
Hopefully this thread can now die quietly and I can spend my days in my mountain cave meditating instead of answering questions all hours of the day...
Still, I'm always here if you need meDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostThere are no winners in this game, I assure you. At least Brillopad won't be asking me any more questions now...
Hopefully this thread can now die quietly and I can spend my days in my mountain cave meditating instead of answering questions all hours of the day...
Still, I'm always here if you need me
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You did not answer the question as you not provided the question you can't answer!!!Originally posted by beaker View PostI can answer all questions. You might not like the answer though.
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Beaker, if I am drowning, would thinking about the never-ending vastness of space help me breath underwater?Originally posted by beaker View Post"Why do we have mind boggling?"
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Beaker,
Sorry to be a pain, but are any other animals apart from humans capable of boggling their minds?Comment
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You don't need to. You have asserted yourself to providing answers. You can answer your own questions now on your own thread. I am now redundant.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI won't be asking any more questions?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I doubt it.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostBeaker, if I am drowning, would thinking about the never-ending vastness of space help me breath underwater?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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