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    #id
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Dear Beaker,

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    try abbr. instead
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      #id
      Hi Beaker! I've missed you!

      What would you suggest to beat insomnia?
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #id
        One question.

        Why?
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #id
          Originally posted by cojak View Post

          What would you suggest to beat insomnia?
          Tried cataloguing then reading the latest batch of sasguru/AtW posts?
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #id
            beaker, what would you rather be or a wasp?



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #id
              beaker, are you related to jedward?

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                #id
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Hi Beaker! I've missed you!

                What would you suggest to beat insomnia?
                Back at cha kid

                Just think, if you don't need to sleep, how many more billable hours you have in the day
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  One question.

                  Why?
                  Why the hell not?
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    beaker, what would you rather be or a wasp?



                    Hee hee
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      beaker, are you related to jedward?
                      We are one big disfunctional family around here
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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