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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Hi Beaker! I've missed you!
What would you suggest to beat insomnia?
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Tried cataloguing then reading the latest batch of sasguru/AtW posts?Originally posted by cojak View Post
What would you suggest to beat insomnia?
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beaker, what would you rather be or a wasp?
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Back at cha kidOriginally posted by cojak View PostHi Beaker! I've missed you!
What would you suggest to beat insomnia?


Just think, if you don't need to sleep, how many more billable hours you have in the dayDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Why the hell not?Originally posted by eek View PostOne question.
Why?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Hee heeOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postbeaker, what would you rather be or a wasp?

Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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We are one big disfunctional family around hereOriginally posted by DS23 View Postbeaker, are you related to jedward?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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