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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    #id
    I say, Wilmslow reveal your true identity!
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      #id
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      I say, Wilmslow reveal your true identity!
      Beaker - what is Wilmslow's true identity??
      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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        #id
        Beaker, I fancy the cheerleader but she fancies Angeline Jolie, who fancies Brad Pitt, who fancies himself. What should I do?

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          #id
          Originally posted by Sylar View Post
          Beaker, I fancy the cheerleader but she fancies Angeline Jolie, who fancies Brad Pitt, who fancies himself. What should I do?
          Have a pot-noodle, you'll be fine!

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            #id
            Beaker - when will you answer my questions?

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              #id
              Beaker,

              Who said 'Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide'?
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #id
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Beaker,

                Who said 'Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide'?
                Trekkie alert!!!!

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                  #id
                  Beaker

                  If I leave a Yakult pro-biotic drink out of the fridge do I get more 'good bacteria' for my money?
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #id
                    GingerJedi,

                    why are you digging up this ancient thread?

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                      #id
                      It's sad when people just disappear from the forum. I wonder what happened to beaker. Maybe it was the BrilloPad question overload that drove him away
                      ǝןqqıʍ

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