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#701

6 March 2008, 11:22

Originally posted by Diver View Post

My Hero

Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.
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#702

6 March 2008, 11:23

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Beaker who are you waving at?

y'all

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6 March 2008, 11:24

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Beaker what is you recommended hangover cure?

Grin and bear it

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#704

6 March 2008, 11:24

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

when are you going to answer my questions?

Or I will tell the nurses what you were mumbling in your sleep last night.

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Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.
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#705

6 March 2008, 11:27

Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post

Beaker, what's the best way to destroy the demi-lich in Tomb of Horrors?

There's a minor magic-user spell which does significant damage to the demi-lich

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6 March 2008, 13:02

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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6 March 2008, 13:03

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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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6 March 2008, 13:03

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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6 March 2008, 13:05

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why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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6 March 2008, 13:07

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Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
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