The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Beaker (or Beakers emulation)

how many beers do i have left in the fridge?

I cant be bothered to stand up and look..

And is there enough for me?

[beaker]

Dear Beaker,

When I was young I lived in a house called Tau Ceti, which is the name of a nearby star. What do aliens from Tau Ceti look like?

[beaker]

Beaker (or Beakers emulation)

how many beers do i have left in the fridge?

I cant be bothered to stand up and look..

Not enough

[BrilloPad]

yeah Beaker - when will you get round to sorting out my issues?

[beaker]

And is there enough for me?

No, you'll need to get your own

[chef]

its ok,

i have 12, that and 3 bottles of red should just about do..

correct answer though

[beaker]

yeah Beaker - when will you get round to sorting out my issues?

You'll need to do that yourself, grasshopper. I can only be a guide.

[Newbie000]

Hmmm Beaker seems like a quack. I'm thinking of competing.

[BrilloPad]

Hmmm Beaker seems like a quack. I'm thinking of competing.

Well I have lots of questions for a "ask Newbie000" thread...

[beaker]

Hmmm Beaker seems like a quack. I'm thinking of competing.

Go ahead. Brillo will keep you busy