Beaker, is it true you can do that thing where fire comes out of your bum?
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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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It was the first thing that came to mindOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postbeaker - why did you choose beaker as a username?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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ProbablyOriginally posted by snaw View PostAhh, I should have guessed that after 16 pages that one might have been touched on ...
OK here's a topical one:
Will AtW finally get laid if he makes a million from SKA?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Haven't tried this myselfOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostDoes your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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But if SKA makes ATW a millon, after finally convincing somebody to have sex with him, wont he be penniless again?Comment
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Beaker,
Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles?How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostBeaker,
What is the entimology of the word Bugger? A friend wants to know.
etymology
Fleetwood (Last Activity: 3rd January 2007 16:06)The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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and to answer your q
bugger
"sodomite," 1555, earlier "heretic" (1340), from M.L. Bulgarus "a Bulgarian" (see Bulgaria), so called from Catholic bigoted notions of the sex lives of Eastern Orthodox Christians or of the sect of heretics that was prominent there 11c.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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