The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[Troll]

Hummingbird Bakery in Notting Hill do a lovely one with jam and cream

Beaker
What's their large hadron collider like?

[beaker]

Beaker
What's their large hadron collider like?

Not bad. I prefer a warm tevatron accelerator myself.

[oracleslave]

Beaker what does my wife want for christmas?

[beaker]

Beaker what does my wife want for christmas?

What every woman wants

[Diver]

Beaker, Why do they put the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary? Ya gotta know what it is if you're using the dumb thing, dontcha? Besides, it's written right on the cover what it is and if you don't know what it's used for you aint gonna look it up are ya? Heck, cant'cha just look on the cover if you don't know how to spell it or do they think we're so dumb that we're gonna look it up for the spelling? Think of all the trillions of dictionarys in the world and multiply that by the amount of ink and paper it takes to put dictionary in a dictionary. That's probably a whole damned rain forest and an ink spill the size of the one from the Exon Valdes!. so why Beaker, Why?

[oracleslave]

What every woman wants

She gets that 3 times a week anyway so I was thinking of something a little extra for christmas

[Diver]

She gets that 3 times a week anyway so I was thinking of something a little extra for christmas

5 times

[oracleslave]

5 times

Will settle for 4 then. Wouldn't want to spoil her too much

[beaker]

Beaker, Why do they put the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary? Ya gotta know what it is if you're using the dumb thing, dontcha? Besides, it's written right on the cover what it is and if you don't know what it's used for you aint gonna look it up are ya? Heck, cant'cha just look on the cover if you don't know how to spell it or do they think we're so dumb that we're gonna look it up for the spelling? Think of all the trillions of dictionarys in the world and multiply that by the amount of ink and paper it takes to put dictionary in a dictionary. That's probably a whole damned rain forest and an ink spill the size of the one from the Exon Valdes!. so why Beaker, Why?

They're actually very silly those people who write dictionaries.

[wendigo100]

She gets that 3 times a week anyway so I was thinking of something a little extra for christmas

Perhaps she wants it with you for a change.