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    #91
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Beaker what hangover cure would work for me?
    There are no miracle cures I'm afraid. Go easy next time
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      #92
      Originally posted by The Master View Post
      Dear Beaker

      I went to a party in public place, got totally bladdered and made a complete fool of myself. Photos of the event in question exist and have been made public.

      What should I do?

      Yours,
      The Master.
      Take it like a man
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #93
        Beaker - I have a rash. Should I go to the doctor? A friend down the pub told me to drink green tea - is that just as effective?

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          #94
          Beaker. I have a problem with flatulence, what should I do?
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #95
            Beaker - when will I get a reply to my last question? What is the SLA here?

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              #96
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Beaker - I have a rash. Should I go to the doctor? A friend down the pub told me to drink green tea - is that just as effective?
              Why not pour green tea on the rash
              Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                #97
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Beaker - when will I get a reply to my last question? What is the SLA here?
                This is currently a free service. If you're interested in an SLA we can negotiate one on a fee-for-service basis.
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Beaker. I have a problem with flatulence, what should I do?
                  Leave the room when it happens
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by beaker View Post
                    Leave the room when it happens
                    what happens if you are stuck in a meeting?
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                      Originally posted by Troll View Post
                      what happens if you are stuck in a meeting?
                      Leave the meeting. Why hang around?
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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