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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Take it like a manOriginally posted by The Master View PostDear Beaker
I went to a party in public place, got totally bladdered and made a complete fool of myself. Photos of the event in question exist and have been made public.
What should I do?
Yours,
The Master.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker - I have a rash. Should I go to the doctor? A friend down the pub told me to drink green tea - is that just as effective?Comment
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Beaker. I have a problem with flatulence, what should I do?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Why not pour green tea on the rashOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - I have a rash. Should I go to the doctor? A friend down the pub told me to drink green tea - is that just as effective?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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This is currently a free service. If you're interested in an SLA we can negotiate one on a fee-for-service basis.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - when will I get a reply to my last question? What is the SLA here?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Leave the room when it happensOriginally posted by Diver View PostBeaker. I have a problem with flatulence, what should I do?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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what happens if you are stuck in a meeting?Originally posted by beaker View PostLeave the room when it happensHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Leave the meeting. Why hang around?Originally posted by Troll View Postwhat happens if you are stuck in a meeting?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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