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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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This is your quest, not mine. I am not going to be responsible for your actions.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet. -
Do they scare dogs? Particularly smallish ones that bark and whine when their owner goes out in the afternoon?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou could borrow my cats."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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very profoundOriginally posted by beaker View PostTo kill it, you would need to kill the one who keeps it aliveHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I see youOriginally posted by gordonbrown View Postbeaker,
Why am I invisible? It's beginning to irritate me.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker - Who are you talking about?Originally posted by beaker View PostI see you"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Beaker, I know what you did last summer.Originally posted by beaker View PostI see youI'm Spartacus.Comment
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Vould you please get Gordon to confirm It really is different this time?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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afraid my cats are useless - they only go for smaller anima;s. and it was amazing luck they got the squirrel.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDo they scare dogs? Particularly smallish ones that bark and whine when their owner goes out in the afternoon?
beaker - how can I stop my cats being soooooooooo stupid?Comment
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