The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[beaker]

Beaker

You are currently "on the bench" yet your response time to qestions is deteriorating. Are you watching daytime TV or surfing less salubrious sites?

I am enjoying long lunches and everything London has to offer

[BrilloPad]

I'd rather not say

Beaker - why can't you say?
If you don't know why not just say so?

[beaker]

Beaker - how can I kill squirrels?

Ask AtW. On second thought...

[BrilloPad]

I am enjoying long lunches and everything London has to offer

Where do you recommend for long lunches?
Where do you have lunch today?
What did you have for lunch today?
What does London have to offer?

[beaker]

Beaker has tpd become "self aware" yet?

eh?

[BrilloPad]

Beaker - how can I kill squirrels?

You could borrow my cats.

[beaker]

Beaker - why is your helper so much nicer than you?

whatever...

[beaker]

Beaker - why can't you say?
If you don't know why not just say so?

To kill it, you would need to kill the one who keeps it alive

[beaker]

Where do you recommend for long lunches?
Where do you have lunch today? What did you have for lunch today? What does London have to offer?

Anywhere without a computer
In the staff restaurant of a London City law firm of all places
Chicken and roast vegetables
Slightly less than CUK

[BrilloPad]

To kill it, you would need to kill the one who keeps it alive

who keep it alive?
what is the best way of killing that person?
if i wanted a contractor put out on that person, who should I contact?