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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Beaker - Why do I get wet every time I go outside
    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    Maybe you only go outside when it rains
    Beaker I believe the correct answer should have been: "Because you live in Wales"

    HTH
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      beaker, what does the Progressive Policies Forum do? I need to know by tomorrow latest.

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        beaker - my mother is in intensive care - what are her chances?

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          Beaker - Do you have to answer BrilloPad's question when he has his own "Ask BrilloPad" thread?
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Beaker - Do you have to answer BrilloPad's question when he has his own "Ask BrilloPad" thread?
            ouch

            <pulls knife out of back>

            So when are you doing a ask SueEllen thread? It is not easy being an Oracle you know...

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              ouch

              <pulls knife out of back>

              So when are you doing a ask SueEllen thread? It is not easy being an Oracle you know...
              I have to answer in Beaker mode-

              NEVER I can get my post count up whenever I'm on a project without lots of work to do.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by peterhain View Post
                beaker, what does the Progressive Policies Forum do? I need to know by tomorrow latest.
                You really should know this. Have you forgotten?
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  beaker - my mother is in intensive care - what are her chances?
                  No idea mate - I wish her all the best though. Hang in there.
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Beaker - Do you have to answer BrilloPad's question when he has his own "Ask BrilloPad" thread?
                    Mr Brillo has lots of questions, but not all the answers
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      Originally posted by beaker View Post
                      Look inside yourself my son and you will know

                      Is this a "silence of the lambs" reference?

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