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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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It's a rhetorical question. It doesn't count.Originally posted by AtW View PostWell, you asked a question in your own thread, then bloody answer it!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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and do you have to skin them first ?Originally posted by Diver View PostBeaker, is it Ok to shoot and eat squirrels?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Sure!Originally posted by Diver View PostBeaker, is it Ok to shoot and eat squirrels?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Go for it!Originally posted by AtW View PostBeaker, can we ask you rhetorical questions?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Depends how you like them... it's a bit like eating fruit with fuzzy skin. Some people like it some people don'tOriginally posted by Troll View Postand do you have to skin them first ?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Maybe you only go outside when it rainsOriginally posted by Diver View PostBeaker - Why do I get wet every time I go outsideDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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