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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    Hey Beaker, how come there are over 14 pages of this tulipe?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Beaker - how big is the sum of all the egos on this forum?
      Too big for the forum at times
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Beaker - will it snow in Tignes this weekend
        I suspect not, but it will get some snow today
        Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Hey Beaker, how come there are over 14 pages of this tulipe?
          You mean 56 pages?

          So many questions, so many questions...
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            Oi Beaker!

            What's it all about?

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Oi Beaker!

              What's it all about?
              You do the hokey pokey and you turn about, and THAT'S what it's all about.
              Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                Beaker, why has the Thermocouple packed up on my CH boiler
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Beaker, why has the Thermocouple packed up on my CH boiler
                  Because you tried to screw the suppliers of the CH controller.

                  It's kama!

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Because you tried to screw the suppliers of the CH controller.

                    It's kama!
                    Karma
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Beaker, why does the moon not revolve in relation to the earth, whereas the earth revolves in relation to the sun?
                      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                      Thomas Jefferson

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