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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Beaker - will the weather be nice this summer?
    It had better be, because I'm not going anywhere...
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Beaker - what is pegging?
      This has already been answered elsewhere. It doesn't sound like much fun to me.
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #id
        Oi Beaker, I'm off t'pub, fancy a pint?

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          #id
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Oi Beaker, I'm off t'pub, fancy a pint?
          Sure! Have one for me!
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            #id
            Beaker - what is the capital of israel?

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              #id
              Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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                #id
                Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

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                  #id
                  Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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                    #id
                    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Beaker - what is the capital of israel?
                      I'll give you a hint. It starts with J and ends with erusalem.
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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