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    #581
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
    So the zombies don't get out.
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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      #582
      Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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        #583
        Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

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          #584
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
          Because its not exposed to (much) air
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            #585
            Why is a boxing ring square?

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              #586
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
              Because they're useless
              Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                #587
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
                Hey, it could be longer
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  #588
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Why is a boxing ring square?
                  Why not?
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    #589
                    Should I have a banana or an apple?
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #590
                      Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

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