Hey Beaker, how come there are over 14 pages of this tulipe?
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Too big for the forum at timesOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - how big is the sum of all the egos on this forum?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I suspect not, but it will get some snow todayOriginally posted by cojak View PostBeaker - will it snow in Tignes this weekendDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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You mean 56 pages?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostHey Beaker, how come there are over 14 pages of this tulipe?
So many questions, so many questions...Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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You do the hokey pokey and you turn about, and THAT'S what it's all about.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi Beaker!
What's it all about?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker, why has the Thermocouple packed up on my CH boiler
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Because you tried to screw the suppliers of the CH controller.Originally posted by Diver View PostBeaker, why has the Thermocouple packed up on my CH boiler
It's kama!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostBecause you tried to screw the suppliers of the CH controller.
It's kama!
Karma
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Beaker, why does the moon not revolve in relation to the earth, whereas the earth revolves in relation to the sun?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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