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up, up, and ... oh sh*t!
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we can only hope...........Originally posted by woody1 View PostI wonder if he'll ever fly in one of his rockets.
He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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I asked Chatgpt for a mocking post in the style of DonTheCon:
Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtrump
Another rocket explosion from Elon Musk’s SpaceX — TOTAL DISASTER. They go up... and then BOOM! Just like his stock prices when he opens his mouth. Maybe he should focus less on Mars and more on making something that actually works! 🚀💥
I built the greatest economy in history — he can’t even build a rocket that stays in the air. SAD!
Fair effort.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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It's worse than that Jim: it was a ground test.
A Brock's Benefit at Ground Level.
The Chief Autist is getting better & better.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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If you freeze the video of the explosion at the right point you can see the explosion starts near the top of the ticket.... where the people will go... So I think that's a big fat no.Originally posted by woody1 View PostI wonder if he'll ever fly in one of his rockets.
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I thought they'd kissed and made up?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostI asked Chatgpt for a mocking post in the style of DonTheCon:
Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtrump
Another rocket explosion from Elon Musk’s SpaceX — TOTAL DISASTER. They go up... and then BOOM! Just like his stock prices when he opens his mouth. Maybe he should focus less on Mars and more on making something that actually works! 🚀💥
I built the greatest economy in history — he can’t even build a rocket that stays in the air. SAD!
Fair effort.
qh'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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