up, up, and ... oh sh*t!

[northernladuk]

I asked Chatgpt for a mocking post in the style of DonTheCon:

Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtrump
Another rocket explosion from Elon Musk’s SpaceX — TOTAL DISASTER. They go up... and then BOOM! Just like his stock prices when he opens his mouth. Maybe he should focus less on Mars and more on making something that actually works! 🚀💥
I built the greatest economy in history — he can’t even build a rocket that stays in the air. SAD!


Fair effort.

qh

I thought they'd kissed and made up?

[northernladuk]

I wonder if he'll ever fly in one of his rockets.

If you freeze the video of the explosion at the right point you can see the explosion starts near the top of the ticket.... where the people will go... So I think that's a big fat no.

[DoctorStrangelove]

It's worse than that Jim: it was a ground test.

A Brock's Benefit at Ground Level.

The Chief Autist is getting better & better.

[quackhandle]

I asked Chatgpt for a mocking post in the style of DonTheCon:

Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtrump
Another rocket explosion from Elon Musk’s SpaceX — TOTAL DISASTER. They go up... and then BOOM! Just like his stock prices when he opens his mouth. Maybe he should focus less on Mars and more on making something that actually works! 🚀💥
I built the greatest economy in history — he can’t even build a rocket that stays in the air. SAD!


Fair effort.

qh

[sadkingbilly]

I wonder if he'll ever fly in one of his rockets.

we can only hope...........

[woody1]

I wonder if he'll ever fly in one of his rockets.

[sadkingbilly]

another triumph for my favourite sooth efriken.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c1k87l7nre4o