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    Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
    I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

    I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

    Jokes welcome
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
    I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

    I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

    Jokes welcome
    Just say the wrong thing to the wrong woman at the wrong time - that'll fix your potential for procreation!

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      #3
      Have you looked at the NSV - Non-surgical vasectomy?

      Not done it myself but I have looked into it, (unfortunately Covid got in the way at the time).

      Marie Stopes International offer this.

      qh

      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        #4
        two half brick's'll do the job.

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
          I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

          I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

          Jokes welcome

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            #6
            Spend a bit of wonga on MrsNLUK. She'll leave you half the man you were.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Spend a bit of wonga on MrsNLUK. She'll leave you half the man you were.
              It's a good job she doesn't frequent this site or else you'd be in big trouble for pimping her out like that.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                It's a good job she doesn't frequent this site or else you'd be in big trouble for pimping her out like that.
                She might be glad to get a bit of attention for once.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post

                  She might be glad to get a bit of attention for once.
                  It appears she's only used to men who are half the man you are.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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