Mr ms got sent a poo stick kit for his 60th birthday. I'm 5 years younger and haven't been sent one. Sounds like a useful thing.
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colonoscopy is hardly a laugh a minuteOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostYeh! Most fun I ever have these days.
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if you have a predisposition you can ask for it earlier.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMr ms got sent a poo stick kit for his 60th birthday. I'm 5 years younger and haven't been sent one. Sounds like a useful thing.
Relatives have had various cancers so I sign up for the ones I have higher risk.
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Last time I went to hospital for a checkup, I followed the sign for the proctologist.

My wife followed the signs for the gynocologist
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and for Katy PriceOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostLast time I went to hospital for a checkup, I followed the sign for the proctologist.

My wife followed the signs for the gynocologist

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The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...Originally posted by vetran View Post
colonoscopy is hardly a laugh a minute
One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.Comment
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Won't be long before advanced tech provides auto detectors in toilets.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by saptastic View PostDoes anyone do PSA tests ? I was listening to Simon Jordan who suggest doing this.
I’ve been buying the self check kits online from Superdrug (no affiliation!) annually, they’ve got others for diabetes, etc too. Probably better getting an actual reading from the docs so you can see if it changes, but feel it’s better than nothing.Comment
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Norovirus is somewhat more effective, from both ends.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...
One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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I bow to your superior knowledge in this area.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
Norovirus is somewhat more effective, from both ends.Comment
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