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    #41
    Originally posted by I am tired TIRED View Post
    Never ever have an affair with a sought-after permie.
    But do secretly with the married PM.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #42
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

      Is this a euphemism?
      It's works on multiple levels, but sadly its just don't be stupid and break open a door.

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        #43
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        that still an issue?
        not if you know someone who knows
        See You Next Tuesday

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          #44
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          If you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.
          If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #45
            Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

            If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.

            qh
            Yeah but if you don't get in with Reception, Security and the coffee staff you won't be able to find Finance, get in to their section or bring them lots of free coffee will you? All about priorities when buttering up the clients key staff.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #46
              Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

              If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.

              qh
              The security team knows who they are screwing so that may be an advantage.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #47
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                If you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.
                And cleaners.
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
                  Never drive your Porsche to the client's site
                  Never get your new car delivered to client's site...
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

                    Never get your new car delivered to client's site...
                    Thats fine as long as your new car isn't worth a lot more than the cars of the people on site who will have power over your renewal

                    Also Tesla's are more in fashion these days, they are less ostentatious and more common than Porsches. Although the Tesla Roadster (if it ever comes out) might change that..
                    Last edited by Fraidycat; 23 March 2023, 08:14.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                      Yeah but if you don't get in with Reception, Security and the coffee staff you won't be able to find Finance, get in to their section or bring them lots of free coffee will you? All about priorities when buttering up the clients key staff.
                      Alot of that is academic if you are 100% remote, Mr Smarty-pants.


                      qh

                      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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