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But do secretly with the married PM.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
It's works on multiple levels, but sadly its just don't be stupid and break open a door.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Is this a euphemism?
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not if you know someone who knowsOriginally posted by vetran View Post
that still an issue?See You Next TuesdayComment
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If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Yeah but if you don't get in with Reception, Security and the coffee staff you won't be able to find Finance, get in to their section or bring them lots of free coffee will you? All about priorities when buttering up the clients key staff.Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.
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The security team knows who they are screwing so that may be an advantage.Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.
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And cleaners.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.Comment
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Never get your new car delivered to client's site...Originally posted by Fraidycat View PostNever drive your Porsche to the client's siteComment
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Thats fine as long as your new car isn't worth a lot more than the cars of the people on site who will have power over your renewalOriginally posted by Zigenare View Post
Never get your new car delivered to client's site...
Also Tesla's are more in fashion these days, they are less ostentatious and more common than Porsches. Although the Tesla Roadster (if it ever comes out) might change that..Last edited by Fraidycat; 23 March 2023, 08:14.Comment
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Alot of that is academic if you are 100% remote, Mr Smarty-pants.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Yeah but if you don't get in with Reception, Security and the coffee staff you won't be able to find Finance, get in to their section or bring them lots of free coffee will you? All about priorities when buttering up the clients key staff.
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He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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