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But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Is this a euphemism?Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
that still an issue?See You Next TuesdayComment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.
qh'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
If you are working direct the most important people are finance/payroll; be nice to them.
qhAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Fraidycat View PostNever drive your Porsche to the client's siteOld Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
Never get your new car delivered to client's site...
Also Tesla's are more in fashion these days, they are less ostentatious and more common than Porsches. Although the Tesla Roadster (if it ever comes out) might change that..Last edited by Fraidycat; 23 March 2023, 08:14.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Yeah but if you don't get in with Reception, Security and the coffee staff you won't be able to find Finance, get in to their section or bring them lots of free coffee will you? All about priorities when buttering up the clients key staff.
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He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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