Contractor wisdom that you live by <one liners only>

[vetran]

on site - best place to buy and or have lunch.

[Lance]

Always knowing someone who knows the current car park situation at Vodafone in Newbury.

[WTFH]

Verbal agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

[Lance]

Verbal agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

information on this site is worth what pay for it

[vetran]

Always knowing someone who knows the current car park situation at Vodafone in Newbury.

that still an issue?

[I am tired TIRED]

Never ever have an affair with a sought-after permie.

[Fraidycat]

"No rate is better than a low rate"

Or is it the other way around?

[Fraidycat]

Never drive your Porsche to the client's site

[woohoo]

This one is pretty specific but if the main door won't open don't assume its stuck and force it open. Then do the same thing for the next two weeks. There is probably a back enterance that everyone uses.

[northernladuk]

This one is pretty specific but if the main door won't open don't assume its stuck and force it open. Then do the same thing for the next two weeks. There is probably a back enterance that everyone uses.

Is this a euphemism?