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    My age in five words

    https://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictu...words-24-pics/

    OK age in five words

    all of these were me.

    Plus edited for NLUK




    pack of fags under £1
    3 condoms less than £1
    £1 a pint in pub

    Over to you!
    Last edited by vetran; 10 January 2023, 10:51.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    a pack of fags under £1, 3 condoms <£1 from a vending machine, £1 a pint.
    You are struggling with this using words concept aren't you

    You use £1 twice but with different meanings. If we are to take £1 as a symbol to replace two words your first one is actually 7 words as it's already five before the one pound. If we take £1 as a symbol not two words in your first then that would make the last one only three words. The symbol would have to represent one pound to be five. The middle one.. is just.. done by a whole different set of rules.

    Last edited by northernladuk; 10 January 2023, 01:16.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      But in the spirt of the thread.

      Wanna backie on my chopper

      Do you accept reverse charge
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Can I use the internet?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          I have got O levels

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            #6
            my first phone: nokia 3210
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              No bikers are served here.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                Joined the Little Xtra Club:

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                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Erm. At my age I can't think of five words.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    pokemon blue on game boy

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