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DoctorStrangelove replied

11 January 2023, 23:28
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

I am not a number!

Shirley?

"I coulda been a contender" if we wish to be accurate.
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vetran replied

11 January 2023, 22:22
I'm all out of bubblegum

Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?
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TestMangler replied

11 January 2023, 19:23
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

[testmangler] mummy I see T-rex on top of the pops [/testmangler]

ftfy

Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to sing a song with Gary Glitter while Rolf Harris draws a picture of us ?
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ladymuck replied

11 January 2023, 17:31
Shut up, you old bat!

(sadly all the best quotes have too many words)
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The Green View replied

11 January 2023, 16:13
Meet me outside the gasworks
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Zigenare replied

11 January 2023, 12:51
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

Wake Up! Time to Die.

I am not a number!

Shirley?
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DoctorStrangelove replied

11 January 2023, 12:44
Wake Up! Time to Die.
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Lance replied

11 January 2023, 11:38
Originally posted by TheDude View Post

Jim fixed it for me.

to milk a cow blindfolded?
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TheDude replied

11 January 2023, 10:14
Jim fixed it for me.
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Lance replied

11 January 2023, 10:05
Red triangle? I will watch.
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Lance replied

11 January 2023, 10:04
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Surely it was five to five?

my ageing grey cells don't recall
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Zigenare replied

11 January 2023, 09:36
It's Michael Bentine's Potty Time!
The Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Organ!
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quackhandle replied

11 January 2023, 09:29
Television stopping just after midnight.

qh
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vetran replied

11 January 2023, 09:18
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Ru ru ru ru runaround

I could crush a grape

Ra Ra Rasputin - Boney M
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SueEllen replied

11 January 2023, 08:47
I saw the first Countdown
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