My age in five words

**northernladuk** · 10 January 2023, 01:13

Originally posted by vetran View Post

a pack of fags under £1, 3 condoms <£1 from a vending machine, £1 a pint.

You are struggling with this using words concept aren't you

You use £1 twice but with different meanings. If we are to take £1 as a symbol to replace two words your first one is actually 7 words as it's already five before the one pound. If we take £1 as a symbol not two words in your first then that would make the last one only three words. The symbol would have to represent one pound to be five. The middle one.. is just.. done by a whole different set of rules.

**northernladuk** · 10 January 2023, 01:15

But in the spirt of the thread.

Wanna backie on my chopper

Do you accept reverse charge

**d000hg** · 10 January 2023, 09:40

Can I use the internet?

**mudskipper** · 10 January 2023, 09:51

I have got O levels

**d000hg** · 10 January 2023, 09:54

my first phone: nokia 3210

**cojak** · 10 January 2023, 09:58

No bikers are served here.

**d000hg** · 10 January 2023, 10:09

Joined the Little Xtra Club:

**xoggoth** · 10 January 2023, 10:43

Erm. At my age I can't think of five words.

**pr1** · 10 January 2023, 10:54

pokemon blue on game boy

My age in five words