Ok which of our expats was this?

[vetran]

Bang Bang went the mightiful

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-rectum.html

Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

• A Frenchman, 88, arrived at a hospital with a WWI shell lodged in his rectum
• The man sparked a bomb scare after doctors feared the shell would explode
• However, doctors at the Toulon hospital soon removed the 8in bomb

[northernladuk]

Typical of the French, always nicking our ideas and doing it worse
https://www.insider.com/uk-man-wwii-...called-2021-12

I say worse because the French blokes shell was only 8 inch long and 2inch wide. A 57mm anti tank shell is 8.7 inches long and 2 1/4 inches wide.

All that said and done Mr Goatse is probably giggling away at this because he can pop shells from the Bizmark like ping pong balls.

[Lance]

Mr Goatse

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

[northernladuk]

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

There is a picture as well if you've not seen that in a long time as well

[xoggoth]

Poor bloke. I expect he accidentally fell on it in the shower.

Time for a "What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ***?" thread.

[NotAllThere]

Poor bloke. I expect he accidentally fell on it in the shower.

Time for a "What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ***?" thread.

Medically it's known as Eiffel Syndrome. As in "I fell, doctor".