Originally posted by xoggoth
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Poor bloke. I expect he accidentally fell on it in the shower.
Time for a "What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ***?" thread.
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Originally posted by Lance View Post
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
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Typical of the French, always nicking our ideas and doing it worse
https://www.insider.com/uk-man-wwii-...called-2021-12
I say worse because the French blokes shell was only 8 inch long and 2inch wide. A 57mm anti tank shell is 8.7 inches long and 2 1/4 inches wide.
All that said and done Mr Goatse is probably giggling away at this because he can pop shells from the Bizmark like ping pong balls.
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Ok which of our expats was this?
Bang Bang went the mightiful
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-rectum.html
Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum- A Frenchman, 88, arrived at a hospital with a WWI shell lodged in his rectum
- The man sparked a bomb scare after doctors feared the shell would explode
- However, doctors at the Toulon hospital soon removed the 8in bomb
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