Covid gets real

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ar-damage.html

Blimey if it were warty that is losing half the length!

Man claims he has lost 1.5 inches from length of his penis after COVID caused him severe vascular damage - and doctors have told him it's irreversible

• The victim, a heterosexual man in his thirties, explained the troubling issue on air
• He told the How To Do It podcast the issue heavily affected his 'abilities in bed'
• The man suffered severe erectile dysfunction (ED) following a bad bout of Covid
• Covid infection can cause vascular damage in erectile tissue and the victim's doctors said his condition was likely permanent as a result of the virus
• But urologists claimed there are rehabilitative methods to restore lost length

[northernladuk]

an claims he has lost 1.5 inches from length of his penis after COVID caused him severe vascular damage

Poor sod. I feel for him. If that happened to me I don't know how I'd survive with just 7" for the rest of my life.

[WTFH]

Poor sod. I feel for him. If that happened to me I don't know how I'd survive with just 7" for the rest of my life.

And 6 of those are from your partner.

[BigDataPro]

It's probably the Cold. Where does he live, Scotland? Siberia?

[Whorty]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ar-damage.html

Blimey if it were warty that is losing half the length!

I get the ladies into bed with my good looks and charm.

They stay there for the pleasure

[northernladuk]

It's probably the Cold. Where does he live, Scotland? Siberia?

You'd think my house would in that list if my families moaning is anything to go by. I let them put the heating on for an hour at the weekend as well. Ungrateful sods.

[vetran]

I get the ladies into bed using pity

They stay there out of embarrassment and because 30 seconds isn't long

too easy

[northernladuk]

too easy

I was gonna go with the whiffy hanky line but thought it might be inappropriate.

[vetran]

And 6 of those are from your partner.

I bow to your intimate experience!

[Whorty]

too easy

If it was too easy, at least make your comment humorous.

2/10 for effort. Must try harder*


* speaking of which, how many years now has it been since you could look down and see your little weaner?