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    #11
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    If it was too easy, at least make your comment humorous.

    2/10 for effort. Must try harder*


    * speaking of which, how many years now has it been since you could look down and see your little weaner?
    well I can see the last 6 inches, when I lose more weight I will see the other half.

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      I bow to your intimate experience!
      Bow, or kneel?

      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Bow, or kneel?
        In the gutter already!

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post

          well I can see the last 6 inches, when I lose more weight I will see the other half.
          Lose 'more weight'? Flippin 'eck, how over-weight was you before?
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #15
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post

            Lose 'more weight'? Flippin 'eck, how over-weight was you before?
            You saw me on the pies!

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              You saw me on the pies!
              True, I did ... man vs food .. the food had no chance!
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post

                In the gutter already!
                As dear Oscar once said "We may all be lying in the gutter, but some of us are staring down the drain"

                Or something like that anyway, I forget the exact quote
                Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 January 2022, 09:19.
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