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OwlHoot replied

14 January 2022, 12:56
Originally posted by vetran View Post

In the gutter already!

As dear Oscar once said "We may all be lying in the gutter, but some of us are staring down the drain"

Or something like that anyway, I forget the exact quote

Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 January 2022, 09:19.
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Whorty replied

14 January 2022, 11:08
Originally posted by vetran View Post

You saw me on the pies!

True, I did ... man vs food .. the food had no chance!
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vetran replied

14 January 2022, 10:49
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Lose 'more weight'? Flippin 'eck, how over-weight was you before?

You saw me on the pies!
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Whorty replied

14 January 2022, 10:37
Originally posted by vetran View Post

well I can see the last 6 inches, when I lose more weight I will see the other half.

Lose 'more weight'? Flippin 'eck, how over-weight was you before?
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vetran replied

14 January 2022, 09:52
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Bow, or kneel?

In the gutter already!
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d000hg replied

14 January 2022, 09:51
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I bow to your intimate experience!

Bow, or kneel?
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vetran replied

14 January 2022, 09:46
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

If it was too easy, at least make your comment humorous.

2/10 for effort. Must try harder*

* speaking of which, how many years now has it been since you could look down and see your little weaner?

well I can see the last 6 inches, when I lose more weight I will see the other half.
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Whorty replied

14 January 2022, 07:18
Originally posted by vetran View Post

too easy

If it was too easy, at least make your comment humorous.

2/10 for effort. Must try harder*

* speaking of which, how many years now has it been since you could look down and see your little weaner?
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vetran replied

13 January 2022, 22:29
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

And 6 of those are from your partner.

I bow to your intimate experience!
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northernladuk replied

13 January 2022, 21:45
Originally posted by vetran View Post

too easy

I was gonna go with the whiffy hanky line but thought it might be inappropriate.
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vetran replied

13 January 2022, 17:58
Originally posted by Gods gift to women View Post

I get the ladies into bed using pity

They stay there out of embarrassment and because 30 seconds isn't long

too easy
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northernladuk replied

13 January 2022, 16:33
Originally posted by BigDataPro View Post

It's probably the Cold. Where does he live, Scotland? Siberia?

You'd think my house would in that list if my families moaning is anything to go by. I let them put the heating on for an hour at the weekend as well. Ungrateful sods.
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Whorty replied

13 January 2022, 16:29
Originally posted by vetran View Post

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ar-damage.html

Blimey if it were warty that is losing half the length!

I get the ladies into bed with my good looks and charm.

They stay there for the pleasure
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BigDataPro replied

13 January 2022, 15:31
It's probably the Cold. Where does he live, Scotland? Siberia?
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WTFH replied

13 January 2022, 15:16
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Poor sod. I feel for him. If that happened to me I don't know how I'd survive with just 7" for the rest of my life.

And 6 of those are from your partner.
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