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Today's Darwin award goes to...
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Good Grief - where do you start?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Not Darwin really, because he made an attempt to actually avoid having children, on the other hand it could be viewed as Darwin Squared...Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNot Darwin really, because he made an attempt to actually avoid having children, on the other hand it could be viewed as Darwin Squared...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Well, as it happens, there is already a product on the market to seal the penis up to stop pregnancy. There is an article in the Daily Fail about it back in 2017 and you can still buy it...
Jiftip's sticker that seals penis shut won't stop STIs | Daily Mail Online
So as bizarre as it sounds, just sealing the penis doesn't appear to be a problem. In the article it talks about it not stopping STI's and the like. Doesn't mention anything about issues around sealing the old man up.
So you'd assume the fact he did this and his multiple organ failure are completely unrelated...
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Just on a side note, while looking at this I found you can now buy a glitter bomb to add a bit of extra sparkle to your vajazzle.
Vaginal Glitter Bombs - Vaginal Enhancements (marieclaire.com)
Never ceases to amaze me what people are willing to do to their bits.
EDIT : That said, when you see a lady wandering round the club like this at least there is no confusion about her sexual preference..
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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And if you liked that one, then this one is even more gross: don't try this at home:
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/06...8978581313600/
But, looking on the bright side as ever, he still has one finger left to pick his nose with, assuming, of course, that he still has a septum.
IIRC that story appeared in New Scientist back in 1988, on the same page as another story about a new disease in cattle and worries about what exactly went into meat pies.
Ah, he got a Darwin Award:
https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-04.htmlLast edited by DoctorStrangelove; 28 August 2021, 21:37.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostAnd if you liked that one, then this one is even more gross: don't try this at home:
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/06...8978581313600/
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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