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So who's burnt their mask?

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    #41
    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

    I think there's probably good evidence that most people stay well clear of middle-age men in ill-fitting lycra, for their own saftey.

    Not Covid-related, but to avoid general nausea.
    My lycra is very well fitting, thank you. Very body hugging, leaving nothing to the imagination
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #42
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

      My lycra is very well fitting, thank you. Very body hugging, leaving nothing to the imagination
      So were the girls in Tesco


      and apparently NLUK likes speedos

      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #43
        That most definitely is not NLUK

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          #44
          It was a new receptionist at the dentist so I suspect that may be why the pre-appointment questionnaire didn't come out.

          The dentist was wearing normal levels of PPE - just a simple face mask like they always did rather than the full gown and FFP3 masks and visors of the before time.

          On the street, the level of mask wearing was low but it's been that way outdoors for a while. Some people were still wearing masks in shops as far as I could tell when walking past.

          The doctor (as I had to drop something off on my way) still has a sign up saying "don't come in to make appointments, don't come in unless you have an appointment" and a barrier in front of reception to stop you getting too close to the tiny wee hole in the screen.

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            #45
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            That most definitely is not NLUK
            you have seen NLUK nearly naked ?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #46
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              you have seen NLUK nearly naked ?
              A lady never tells.... so you'll get your answer soon
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #47
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                A lady never tells.... so you'll get your answer soon
                No you won't cos either you drugged her or she didn't...
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  A lady never tells.... so you'll get your answer soon
                  I'm sure she will wake up screaming to the flashback!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    you have seen NLUK nearly naked ?
                    ...erm hasn't everyone at the last Christmas do? You know. after NAT hugged him, and in shock he drank two triple cointraues?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post

                      You're in there!
                      I'm a big nose. Thankfully not brown.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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